Separated at Prison

It really pisses me off when our government has sunk SO LOW that I can uphold Paris Hilton as a role model for America!  Just days ago I was glad to see the media blackout that some magazines were having against stories surrounding the insufferable bitch.  And now thanks to President Bush, she is practically a national hero. 

Paris finally (after much crying) stood up and took her punishment like a man or at least like a pathetic celebrity who has done nothing for American culture.  People saw that the rich and famous don't always get away with everything, just nearly everything. 

Now, days later, Dubya has turned that on its head again by commuting "Scooter" Libby's sentence so that he won't have to spend a day in jail.  Let's see, he was convicted of lying and obstructing justice in a matter of national security.  Thank god he didn't have oral sex in the White House or we would have had to burn him at the stake!  At least this way we can pat him on the back and let him go.

Well GOD BLESS AMERICA and GOD BLESS PARIS HILTON!